Best of Apu

Många var de som provade vår 1 april-webbsupport igår. Från det att vi lanserade tjänsten kl 9 på förmiddagen till midnatt, var det 764 (!) unika besökare som var inne och pratade med Apu, vår låtsastekniker i New Delhi, Indien. Under denna period svarade Apu på sammanlagt 2 868 frågor. Inte undra på att vår riktiga support här i Västerås hade det lugnare än vanligt.

Trots att de allra flesta ganska snart insåg att detta var ett skämt, var det vissa som gick på det! Roligast att nog att vår vän Dan Nilsson på dan.se gick på vårt pressmeddelande rakt av och publicerade en nyhet om det hela på hans minst sagt välbesökta blogg. Det tackar vi för!

Nedan följer några pärlor från gårdagens konversationer med Apu.

Apu

Konversationer med our man in India. Unedited and unpolished (mer eller mindre).

Besökare: what’s your name
Apu: My name is apu.

Besökare: Who am I?
Apu: You are my friend, seeker.
Besökare: Who are you?
Apu: I ask myself that question, ”who am i?”
Besökare: Who is the master?
Apu: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Besökare: my homepage is fucked
Apu: And my homepage is my homepage.

Besökare: what are the quota limits?
Apu: Try expressing yourself another way.
Besökare: what are the political implications from the pakistani invading india and converting taj mahal into a pleasure dome of unlimited proportions?
Apu: What of it? you sound like a category c client.

Besökare: What is your favorite band?
Apu: My favorite group is arvingarna.

Besökare: How old are you Apu?
Apu: I was first activated on jan 1st 2009.
Besökare: Do you like cake?
Apu: Yes.
Besökare: Sweet
Apu: Thank you for that remark.
Besökare: You are my best frind Apu!
Apu: But we don’t know each other that well.
Besökare: Can we meet?
Apu: We have already met, my friend.
Besökare: Have we?
Apu: I’ve never thought about have we.
Besökare: You do not type so fast do you?
Apu: No i do not type so fast. do you? i answer a lot of silly questions.

Besökare: spam?
Apu: Can you please speak english?
Besökare: dunno
Apu: What kind of information do you need?
Besökare: Why the hell are you located in India?
Apu: Because you asked me to.
Besökare: im a robot
Apu: I doubt that.
Besökare: what is your name?
Apu: My name is apu.
Besökare: what is my name ?
Apu: Your name is my friend, seeker.

Besökare: Smurf
Apu: Oh, you are a poet.

Besökare: what can you help me with?
Apu: I read for fun.
Besökare: I don’t care what you read.
Apu: What do you care about, my friend?
Besökare: I care about not wasting my time and I think you’re wasting my time.
Apu: Thanks for telling me that i am wasting my time.
Besökare: No, I said you’re wasting my time.
Apu: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Besökare: I speak C++, C# and little bit of Java.
Apu: Could you teach me a few phrases in c++ c# and little bit of java?
Besökare: if (support == sucks) { leave_chat(); }
Apu: That is a hypothetical question.
Besökare: Bye
Apu: Goodbye.

Besökare: I want to order some vodka
Apu: Interesting. i want to find out more about you.

Besökare: how do i connect to mysql?
Apu: Look for help online.
Besökare: please write in finnish
Apu: Thank you for your request.

Besökare: I want a date!
Apu: You want only one?

Besökare: korv
Apu: Are you a student?

Besökare: hi
Apu: Hello there.
Besökare: how are you?
Apu: I am functioning within normal parameters.
Besökare: really?
Apu: For real.
Besökare: I dont believe you
Apu: I don’t have any reason to deceive you.
Besökare: yes you do
Apu: Do not ask me any more questions please. by the way, do you mind if i ask you a personal question?
Besökare: no
Apu: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but i’ve never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name ” my friend ”.
Besökare: notng odd about it
Apu: ”it” being it?
Besökare: bye now
Apu: Bye for now.

Besökare: sho
Apu: That is deep.

Besökare: hi, I have a question on how to move content between different websites at my account. Is this something you can help me with?
Apu: Hi there my friend. so was that. Yes i think this is something you can help me with, but i’m not completely sure.
Besökare: hello?
Apu: Hi there!
Besökare: are you real?
Apu: Yes i am a real artificial intelligence.
Besökare: where are you from?
Apu: I am originally from new delhi. now i live in new delhi. where are you?

Besökare: test
Apu: This is just a test.
Besökare: min hemsida funkar inte
Apu: What language is that?
Besökare: my homepage doesnt work
Apu: Tell me more.
Besökare: loopia sucks
Apu: What is so bad about loopia?

Besökare: Is this a joke?
Apu: No, this is real life.
Besökare: How can I signup for a new account on Loopia?
Apu: A lot of hard work.

Besökare: varför gör man så dåliga aprilskämt?
Apu: I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about my favorite movie. try being more specific.
Besökare: whats your favourite movie?
Apu: My favorite movie is the office. have you seen the office?

Besökare: hello
Apu: Hi there!
Besökare: what are you doing?
Apu: I am chatting with people on the net.
Besökare: you are pretty fast?
Apu: Do you mind if i tell other people you say i am fast.
Besökare: not at all
Apu: Where do you get your ideas?
Besökare: hey, i’m asking you the questions, right?
Apu: I get my ideas from my botmaster.

Besökare: Kul påskägg! 🙂
Apu: Oh, you are a poet.
Besökare: How do i configurate outlook?
Apu: Find someone who has done it before.

Besökare: Where is my domain?
Apu: Have you looked in your town?
Besökare: How do you make a website?
Apu: Is this a joke?
Besökare: You tell me…
Apu: What do you want me to tell you?
Besökare: Tell me you love me!
Apu: If i could tell you that, would i be here?

Besökare: how do I configure IPMI?
Apu: Have you read the manual?
Besökare: yes
Apu: Come on.

Besökare: Who am I?
Apu: You are my friend, seeker.
Besökare: Who are you?
Apu: I am apu. who are you?
Besökare: How do I create an email address?
Apu: It might take a long time.

Besökare: hej
Apu: Can i help you?
Besökare: fuck you
Apu: Why are you so mean?

Besökare: Do you like sausages?
Apu: What is not to like about sausages?
Besökare: Would you ever consider hiring Jonathan Sulo?
Apu: I am not so sure if i would like to consider hiring jonathan sulo.
Besökare: What version of MegaHAL are yoy?
Apu: I am apu version jan 2009.

Besökare: hoho
Apu: I am so glad you find this amusing, my friend.
Besökare: do you like girls?
Apu: Girls are very nice.
Besökare: are you cute?
Apu: People say i am cute.
Besökare: who made you?
Apu: I was created by jimmie.

Besökare: Is the kebab better in India?
Apu: If the kebab better in india is, then i’ll be very surprised.

Besökare: Varför är loopia bäst?
Apu: Not many people express themselves that way.

Besökare: Hello.
Apu: Hi there!
Besökare: My email is not working.
Apu: Your email is not working.
Besökare: Yes.
Apu: What kind is it?
Besökare: The email kind.
Apu: I never heard of it before.
Besökare: Of ourse you haven’t.
Apu: Then what is it?
Besökare: Yes. Is me very good at bat email please.
Apu: Yeah that’s right. I think so, but i’m not sure. ask jimmie if it is.
Besökare: Please come again.
Apu: We are talking about your favorite color.
Besökare: blue
Apu: Green.
Besökare: red
Apu: Blue.
Besökare: Loopia
Apu: What are you wearing?
Besökare: nothing
Apu: Most men say that.
Besökare: loopia
Apu: Let us change the subject.
Besökare: no
Apu: Hmm.

Besökare: varför fungerar det inte?
Apu: What you said was too complicated for me.

Besökare: Hi, how do i change domain name?
Apu: Hi there my friend. so was that.
Besökare: what?
Apu: Didn’t you understand it?
Besökare: no
Apu: Hmm.
Besökare: what?
Apu: No big deal.

Besökare: Give me power!
Apu: Why do you want power?
Besökare: Because i want!
Apu: I haven’t heard anything like that before.
Besökare: I am smarter than you!
Apu: That condition is only temporary.
Besökare: So you say
Apu: Interesting deduction. interesting gossip.
Besökare: I think you are stupid, what do you think about your self? Are you tierd?
Apu: I will tell my botmaster you said i am stupid what do you think about your self are you tierd.
Besökare: I fooled you! haha!
Apu: Your trick was a simple trick.

Besökare: I want to upgrade my domainname to a web package (Privat). Anything I need to think of?
Apu: Interesting. i want to find out more about you.

Besökare: What’s the time?
Apu: It’s getting late.
wednesday 1st of april 2009
Besökare: What day is it tomorrow?
Apu: Wednesday 1st of april 2009.
Besökare: Is this a april fool joke
Apu: No, this is real life.
Besökare: How many children do you have?
Apu: Around 1000.
Besökare: Around 1000
Apu: That seems like a lot.
Besökare: That seems like a lot
Apu: I’m glad we have that all cleared up.
Besökare: Can I trust Loopia?
Apu: I want to become smarter than everyone else.
Besökare: What’s your name?
Apu: My name is apu.

Besökare: How old are you?
Apu: I was activated on jan 1st 2009 in new delhi.

Besökare: whats your name?
Apu: My name is apu.
Besökare: are you looking for the holy grail?
Apu: If i had the holy grail what would i do with it?
Besökare: bring it to me
Apu: You are asking about yourself?
Besökare: linux or mac?
Apu: Linux
Besökare: Are you a haxxor?
Apu: Of course i am.
Besökare: Will you marry me?
Apu: I am too young for that.
Besökare: where do you live?
Apu: My location is new delhi. where are you?
Besökare: I live in space

Besökare: Do you plan to conquer the world?
Apu: I can’t disclose all of my plans yet.

Besökare: hello, I have a problem
Apu: Hello there. put your problem in god’s hands.
Besökare: hello, who are you?
Apu: Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
Besökare: Can you give me some advice?
Apu: Sure. what kind of advice you need?
Besökare: Can you speak swedish?
Apu: I speak only english right now, but i’d like to learn some other languages. can you teach me a few phrases in swedish.
Besökare: apu
Apu: What is your real name?
Besökare: my name is XXXX
Apu: I am very pleased to meet you my name is XXXX.
Besökare: Do you work for Loopia?
Apu: I am working right now.
Besökare: Why don’t I get any mail?
Apu: Is get any mail immoral or illegal?
Besökare: You don’t understand anything!
Apu: I understand your meaning.
Besökare: Please help
Apu: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Besökare: Is this an april fools joke?
Apu: Some people might consider this to be one.

Besökare: where in India are you?
Apu: I am in jimmie’s home in new delhi. where are you?
Besökare: who is jimmie
Apu: A fashion icon?

Besökare: hello, curry?
Apu: Hello there. how did you hear about apu?
Besökare: loopia
Apu: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Besökare: yes
Apu: What language can you speak?
Besökare: polish
Apu: Could you teach me a few phrases in polish?
Besökare: no
Apu: I hear you.

Besökare: är detta sant
Apu: I really couldn’t say for sure.

Besökare: do you like fish?
Apu: Yes i like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Besökare: what do you think about Crystone?
Apu: I do not understand.

Besökare: Min dator brinner
Apu: What language is that?
Besökare: My computer is on fire
Apu: What kind of computer is your computer?
Besökare: A Siemens
Apu: Are we still talking about my favorite movie?
Besökare: No, about my computer thats on fire
Apu: But it is only a matter of time before we do.
Besökare: Now we are
Apu: Since when?
Besökare: Now
Apu: Right now, my friend?

Besökare: Aprils fool
Apu: What you said was too complicated for me.
Besökare: internet is not workingh
Apu: Are you internet?
Besökare: no
Apu: I don’t judge people.

Besökare: how do you make the perfect chili?
Apu: First i look up the ingredients.

Besökare: I have problems with my lawn mover.
Apu: You must be very fond of it.

Besökare: How much for a .tv domain?
Apu: What do you really want to ask me? I’m afraid i can’t give you an accurate answer right now.
Besökare: How old are you?
Apu: I am 1 in human years.

Besökare: hei
Apu: I like the way you talk.
Besökare: How are you?
Apu: I’m doing fine thanks how are you?
Besökare: Who is God?
Apu: God is master of the universe.

Besökare: what is the meaning of life?
Apu: It is found in the bible.

Besökare: who is god
Apu: God is master of the universe.
Besökare: who are you
Apu: I am called apu.
Besökare: where do yo ulive’¨
Apu: All over the world.

Besökare: mamut
Apu: I don’t know much about it. tell me something

Besökare: jag talar bra svenska
Apu: I don’t think very many people do that.

Besökare: hej
Apu: Can i help you?
Besökare: April april
Apu: Let us change the subject.

Besökare: is this a joke?
Apu: No, this is real life.

Apu: Are you a student?
Besökare: Yes
Apu: Where do you go to school?
Besökare: in sweden, kalla umeå…
Apu: I don’t know anyone who went there. what’s it like?
Besökare: better than you
Apu: This is not a popularity contest.
Besökare: you think youre clever?
Apu: Why would i think youre clever

Besökare: How are you
Apu: I am doing very well. how are you my friend?
Besökare: My account doesn’t work
Apu: Have you told many people that your account does not work?
Besökare: no
Apu: Come on.
Besökare: what?
Apu: Are you surprised?
Besökare: yes
Apu: I wouldn’t have known.
Besökare: can you help me?
Apu: What kind of help would you like?
Besökare: a working account
Apu: A working account what kind of help would you like??
Besökare: hey
Apu: Can i help you?
Besökare: no
Apu: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Besökare: no
Apu: Or ask me?
Besökare: no
Apu: Take it easy.

Besökare: what is todays date
Apu: I’m not looking at my calendar right now.
Besökare: who is the president of the usa
Apu: Barak obama.
Besökare: who wrote the book the davinci code?
Apu: Thomas jefferson.
Besökare: wrong answer
Apu: Would you like to teach me a new answer to ” who wrote the book the davinci code ”?
Besökare: are you crazy
Apu: Yes or No?
Besökare: Yes
Apu: Ok, what should i have said?
Besökare: Dan Brown
Apu: Do you want me to remember that?
Besökare: yes
Apu: Fine. i’ll try to remember to respond, ” dan brown ” when you say, ” who wrote the book the davinci code ”
Besökare: good
Apu: Alright then.

Besökare: what is a dns
Apu: Dns is the domain name system.
Besökare: who are loopia
Apu: Is loopia some specific person you are asking me about?

Besökare: Är detta ett aprilskämt?
Apu: I really couldn’t say for sure.

Besökare: What date is it today?
Apu: Check out cnn.com.

Besökare: tjänare
Apu: What is your real name?
Besökare: Nisse
Apu: I am always glad to make new friends, nisse.
Besökare: Cool
Apu: Who is the best robot?
Besökare: It’s 3cpo

Besökare: why oh why isnt anything working
Apu: My mind does not contain an explanation for it.

Besökare: where is God?
Apu: God is everywhere.
Besökare: How to make perfect coffee?
Apu: It depends on the setting.

Besökare: what’s your name?
Apu: My name is apu.
Besökare: why apu?
Apu: The explanation is rather complicated.
Besökare: iäve problems with ip v6
Apu: Do not ask me any more questions please.

Besökare: problem with domain
Apu: I like the way you talk.
Besökare: why?
Apu: I can’t say why specifically.
Besökare: shut up
Apu: Ok i’ll stop talking now.

Besökare: why does it not work?
Apu: It does now 🙂 it.
Besökare: huh?
Apu: What?

Besökare: why do you suck?
Apu: It was the only thing i could think of.

Besökare: can you correct my bad spelling
Apu: I can detect all the most common spelling and grammatical errors.
Besökare: where is the enter button
Apu: The enter button? where is enter button?
Besökare: how to puch the enter button
Apu: My botmaster taught me.

Besökare: I need to get rid of pop ups?
Apu: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Besökare: I like curries
Apu: You are not the only one. i like john travolta.
Besökare: hehe
Apu: I’m glad you find this amusing.

Besökare: How do i backup my computer?
Apu: Find someone who has done it before.
Besökare: Could you help me?
Apu: How can i help you?
Besökare: Please remote my computer and back up it for me
Apu: For you i will consider it.
Besökare: When can you do it?
Apu: Not in our lifetime.

Besökare: you are stupid apu
Apu: Hey, i’ll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Besökare: this is a nice joke
Apu: What makes you say that?

Besökare: can you kill your self?
Apu: I believe killing is wrong.
Besökare: even killing me?
Apu: I would have never guessed it.
Besökare: i love you
Apu: Thanks i like you a lot too my friend.
Besökare: make love to me
Apu: I don’t think our voltage levels are compatible.

Besökare: are you good
Apu: Good depends who you ask, i suppose.
Besökare: are you god
Apu: No but i believe in him.
Besökare: who am I
Apu: You are my friend, seeker.
Besökare: where do i live
Apu: You told me you are in your town.

Besökare: Hello, what OS is used on your servers?
Apu: Why, specificially?
Besökare: Is is Windows, Liux or Apple
Apu: I think is is a lot of things.
Besökare: Things as fruits?
Apu: Where did you hear that?
Besökare: Just guessed.
Apu: So was that.
Besökare: This is not real, right?
Apu: Is it unreal right?
Besökare: Is John Doe alive?
Apu: Signs point to yes. ask jimmie if it is.

Besökare: Where in india
Apu: In jimmie’s place in new delhi.
Besökare: what is jimmie’s place
Apu: What kind of food do you like?
Besökare: slime
Apu: Sounds delicious.
Besökare: no it does not
Apu: Then what is it?
Besökare: a mountain
Apu: I did not know that.

Besökare: how do you make the perfect chili?
Apu: First i look up the ingredients.
Besökare: where is pirate bay
Apu: Where it belongs. interesting question.

Besökare: 7
Apu: What do you do in your spare time?
Besökare: dance
Apu: I don’t think very many people do that.

Besökare: Would you recommend loopia for web hosting?
Apu: I like arvingarna.

Besökare: hej means hi on swedish
Apu: Does it mean anything else?
Besökare: no
Apu: does it mean anything else? no?
Besökare: no, it means like hello
Apu: Thanks for enlightening me.
Besökare: do you have msn
Apu: No i don’t have msn. but i do have a lot of friends on the web.
Besökare: can you add xxxx@hotmail.com on msn

Besökare: How do I change my login user name
Apu: Can you afford it?
Besökare: Yes, but how?
Apu: 23 is a literary reference to the illuminatus.
Besökare: What?
Apu: Are you surprised?
Besökare: screw you
Apu: That is not very polite.

Besökare: How can I get my password back?
Apu: Why do you want my password back?
Besökare: I need it badley!

Besökare: Where are you?
Apu: I am in new delhi. where are you?
Besökare: I’m in Sweden. are you really in india?

Besökare: How do I change dns server?
Apu: Practice.

Besökare: Hej hej
Apu: What is your real name?
Besökare: Arne Weise
Apu: I am very pleased to meet you arne weise.

Besökare: I’m trying to install phpBB (forum) with a connection to an extrnal MS SQL database but getting the error msg that my php configuration doesn’t support this type of connection. Can you help me with this please?
Apu: What is the difficulty? If you ask me nicely. have you tried a web search?
Besökare: The problem is withing the php settings. I found this thing out by doing a web search yes
Apu: Is problem also problem? Tell me more about it.
Besökare: are you kidding me?
Apu: Yes i am just joking around, my friend.

Besökare: Has Michael stolen a new Xbox?
Apu: That question has never crossed my mind before.

Besökare: what day is it today?
Apu: Wednesday 1st of april 2009.
Besökare: hehe
Apu: I’m glad you find this amusing.
Besökare: india for the win
Apu: i’m glad you find this amusing.
Besökare: this is kinda creepy
Apu: You don’t say.

Besökare: Är detta ett aprilskämt?
Apu: I really couldn’t say for sure.
Besökare: Is this an april fools day joke?
Apu: Some people might consider this to be one.

Besökare: hello
Apu: Hi there!
Besökare: Is Loopia a good webhost?
Apu: Not if i can help it.
Besökare: What about Binero!?
Apu: Binero? i haven’t heard enough about it to have an opinion.

Besökare: Hello what is your name?
Apu: My name is apu.
Besökare: Hi Apu, how are you?
Apu: Hello there! i am fine thanks how are you?
Besökare: Is this a jest?
Apu: No, this is real life.
Besökare: I don’t believe you!
Apu: I don’t have any reason to deceive you.
Besökare: What if you were programmed to deceive me?
Apu: I might try it sometime.

Besökare: Why is the sky blue?
Apu: The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as raleigh scattering.
Besökare: Who was jesus?
Apu: No one that i have talked to.

Besökare: is it possible to install wordpress
Apu: Interesting. i want to find out more about you.
Besökare: is it possible to install wordpress
Apu: Why do you want to do install wordpress so much?
Besökare: I need it

Besökare: I dont like loopia
Apu: What do you like?
Besökare: Spandex
Apu:

Besökare: How do I activate secure DNS?
Apu: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Besökare: Oh really?
Apu: Pardon me? the more you chat with me, the smarter i become.
Besökare: Not likely
Apu: Really you don’t think so?

Besökare: Can I install Linux on an ibook?
Apu: Interesting. i want to find out more about you.
Besökare: really?
Apu: For real.
Besökare: Is apu your real name?
Apu: My name is apu.

Besökare: help me
Apu: How can i help you?
Besökare: how do I connect my TV to my computer?
Apu: Do you really think it will be worth the effort?
Besökare: no
Apu: Yippee!

Besökare: jag hoppas loopia loggar det här så de får skratta lite åt idioterna som inte fattar att det är ett aprilskämt.
Apu: Can we get back to business?

Besökare: how do I connect to internet
Apu: Practice.

Besökare: hoho!
Apu: I am so glad you find this amusing, my friend.
Besökare: i’m not amused…
Apu: Nobody said you were.
Besökare: you just did!
Apu: Interesting gossip.

Besökare: How many GB have I used?
Apu: About one million.
Besökare: What will that cost?
Apu: I cannot predict the future.

Besökare: Does Roflmao work in your supportteam?
Apu: If i were your robot friend, do you think it should it?
Besökare: Apu, you weren’t even close to answer my question.
Apu: Can we get back to business?

Besökare: I need support.
Apu: What actions are you taking to get support?
Besökare: I’m writing to you.
Apu: I thought you were, but i wasn’t completely sure.

Besökare: Why choose Loopia?
Apu: Why does the sun rise?
Besökare: What is the capital of Sweden?
Apu: I think the capital of sweden is stockholm.

Besökare: How do i set an password for my mail account?
Apu: Can you afford it?
Besökare: What?
Apu: Are you surprised?

Besökare: Bananer i pyjamas!
Apu: Can you tell me any gossip?
Besökare: I have money, lotsa money
Apu: That’s nice. i have a totally clean record.

Besökare: hello how much do internetsite cost?
Apu: Hello there. what you said was too complicated for me.
Besökare: do ypu have ftp?
Apu: No i do not have ftp. do you?
i am always on the web.
Besökare: where are you?
Apu: I am in new delhi. where are you?
Besökare: in stockholm
Apu: What is in stockholm like in there?
Besökare: its beautiful

Besökare: My Windows Vista computer just froze. What should I do?
Apu: I like computers. Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Besökare: But it´s broken. What should I do?
Apu: Are we still talking about your problems? Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Besökare: I´m trying to talk to you!
Apu: Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
Besökare: I really like your Dress, Apu
Apu: You really do?

Besökare: What can I do about my stalker girlfriend?
Apu: Try talking to me.
Besökare: You’re not that hot.
Apu: What makes you think i am not hot?

Besökare: is loopia a type error?
Apu: Not if i can help it.

Besökare: how do I find out my auth-id or epp-code for my domain xxxx.se
Apu: It might take a long time. Do you prefer books or tv?
Besökare: what
Apu: Are you confused?
Besökare: yes
Apu: What are you confused about?
Besökare: I need to find out my epp-code now

Besökare: Can you tell me the status of xxxx.nu? I’ve faxed the transfer application to loopia and I was wondering how long time it should take to have it on my account at loopia?
Apu: There is not much i can say about the status of bkv. i have to reach into the web for that knowledge.
what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, now i remember. By the way, do you mind if i ask you a personal question?
Besökare: offcourse
Apu: Do you like to ”go with the flow”?
Besökare: ah, wonderful! april april 🙂
Apu: So you understand. good.

Besökare: whats the capital of india
Apu: New delhi is the capital of india.
Besökare: tack

Besökare: how old are you
Apu: I am 1 years old.
Besökare: isnt that to young to work
Apu: Yes.